A good baker bakes good cookies.
If a good baker bakes good cookies,
How many good cookies can a good
baker bakes?
A maid with a duster made a furious
bluster dusting a bust in the hall.
Only to find when the bust was dusted,
the bust was busted,
the bust was the dust!
Amidst the mists and coldest frosts
with barest wrists and stoutest boasts
He thrust his fists against the posts
and still insists he sees the ghosts.
A mighty pain to love it is,
and it is pain that pain to miss;
But of all pains, the greatest pain
it is to love, but love in vain.
A rainbow at noon,
put your hook in the corn;
A rainbow at eve,
put your head in the sheave.
Chop shops stock chops chopped
by the stop and shop chop shop.
Cris Cross crossed the criss-
cross crossing.
The criss-cross crossing Cris
Cross crossed.
When Cris Cross crossed the criss-
cross crossing
Where's the criss-cross crossing Cris Cross
crossed?
Dashing Dottie Dorothy dawdled
and doodled in a daydream as
she dusted down the dresser in
the dorm.
Five flashy flappers
Flitting forth fleetingly
Found four flightly flappers
Flirting flippantly.
Five fashionable females
Flying to France for
fresh French fashions.
Four poor peasants of Davao
all went to the sea in a bowl;
If the bowl had been stronger,
this tongue twister had been
longer!
Genial Gloria gladly gave
the glum girls their gamma
globulin.
Gibbs grabs crabs.
Crabs Gibbs grabs.
If Gibbs grabs crabs,
Where are the crabs
Gibbs grabs?
Give Pip the gift of a grip
top sock:
a drip-drape, ship-shape,
tip-top sock.
Good blue blood;
Bad black blood.
No comments:
Post a Comment